Robin : You and me? That's insane. If you even thought about it for one second
Barney : But I have thought about it for three seconds and it makes a lot of sense. We both think the marriage/commitment thing's a drag. We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well.
Robin : Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense.
April 18, 2012 Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments and they make life worth living. But here is the problem : Moments Pass. And lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel unshaven bastard named Reality
April 17, 2012 Being in a couple is hard and committing, making sacrifices; it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one. I’m sorry.
Barney : Wow, Ted you are gonna need to find another gender for yourself because I’m revoking your "Dud Membership"
Ted : Yea ... And how was that manicure yesterday ?
Barney : Invigorating
Lily : Honey, this magazine says more and more couples are opting to have non-traditional weddings out in the woods.
Marshall : Well if a magazine says so we should get married in the woods like a couple of squirrels.
Lily : Squirrels don't get married Marshall
Marshall : Like you could possibly know that.
Lily : Oh My God, 4 days to find a dress ?
Robin : I know, it's a suicide mission
Ted: Ok guys , I gotta say something. I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing.
Lily: Oh please, they were buried in a shallow grave.
Marshall: Not again. Come on dud, we all know how this movie ends. Ted falls in love , love kicks Ted in the sprouts , roll credits.
Lily : We can’t get anywhere with our wedding plans because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame.
Marshall : Oh yea, Ok that’s a pretty fair assessment of our 2 arguments.
Lily : I thought so
Marshall : You know what excuse me if I don’t wanna get married barefoot in the woods next to lake “no one it’s gonna drive that far” . Yes, I want a ballroom and I want a band and I want shoes. I’ve been dreaming about this day since I was like …
Lily : A little girl ?
Marshall : Ok, I'm just saying that it’s my wedding too and I should have a say in it.
Lily : Yes, but I’m the bride so I win.
Marshall : I thought marriage was about 2 equal partners sharing a live together.
Lily : Right, but I’m the bride so I win.